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Eccentric Billionaire Stewart Rahr Sends Out SexTape To Unsuspecting Contact List

stewart rahr made a sextapeMonica Foster commentary: Making a professionally produced sextape appears to now be the officially the “en-vogue” activity for the wealthy… it’s akin to jetting off to Dubai. If anyone is looking for a top notch team to produce a Farrah Abraham quality tape – just drop me a note.  I have quite a few contacts who would be more than happy to help you.

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Billionaire Stewart Rahr—better known as “Stewie Rah Rah, King of All Fun,” which tells you pretty much everything you need to know about the guy—recently got divorced from his wife Carol after a 43-year marriage. (To give you a sense of the scale of his life, it was a $250 million divorce.)

According to Page Six, Rahr—who, as you can see, is as orange as Snooki—e-mailed out a sex tape to his list of “powerful New York contacts” in the casual manner with which you might forward a recipe to your mother.

The “porn video” features Rah Rah (we feel like we should refer to him by “Rah Rah” in this more prurient context) in the back of a limo cavorting with three women. Rah Rah “murmurs appreciatively and urges the three brunettes to perform sex acts on each other”—and his wishes are their commands. The video—which is reportedly scored by the Icona Pop hit “I Love It” (the pop duo must be thrilled with this publicity)—was accompanied by the message “What a trip, what a crew!,” which sounds more befitting of the caption of a friend’s Facebook album of pictures from a weekend getaway.

Meanwhile, we love the response from Rah Rah’s lawyer, whom we assume just sighs wearily at this point every time he gets a call from Stewie: “However inappropriate or offensive the footage might appear to some, all the women are consenting adults who were engaged in friendly, voluntary and lawful behavior.”

We feel like we should note here that, when he’s not filming backseat orgies, Rahr (now that we’re talking about charity, he’s back to “Rahr”) donates a lot of time and money to philanthropy. He gave $10 million to the Make-a-Wish foundation this year and organizes this celebrity-guessing-game-for-charity-thing that’s kind of fun-sounding. Complicated dude!

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