No Joke – There’s A Justin Bieber Sex Doll. Game Over.

Justin Biever sex dollMonica Foster commentary: No comment on this news item…I’m just smirking.  At this stage I’m accepting starting salary offers of a minimum of 1 million (give me Ian Sommerhalder for the year and you can knock 30% off that amount).

courtesy TheSuperficial.com (again this is a REAL news item…here’s another source: Gigwise.com)

Because Dottie Sandusky needed something to bake into a cake this holiday season and/or re-electing a secret Muslim president that shoots hurricanes out of his eyes isn’t enough for God to bathe us all in a lake of fire, the fine folks over at Pipedream have released a Justin Bieber sex doll. Surprisingly, I don’t see “Designed by Usher” anywhere on the box which is exactly why the Chinese are beating us. There was a time when this country stood by its products, dammit. Now it’s all “Made in Taiwan” or “We forgot to shave this one before smuggling her over from Romania.” No one takes pride in their work anymore.

ian somerhalder

Monica Foster sidenote: $700K and this piece of ass. See, my price isn’t as high as you thought it was 🙂 Make it so…

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