*Updated* Seth MacFarlane Rejects Porn Valley and Says ‘No’ To Porn Stars In Vegas!

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*Update* – It appears that Seth MacFarlane will host the 85th Academy Awards® on Sunday, February 24, on the ABC Television Network – no wonder he turned the Los Angeled porn Z-listers down 🙂

Monica Foster commentary: Seems to me that word’s gotten out that associating yourself with Porn Valley (aka the Los Angeles porn industry) isn’t only dangerous – it’s simply stupid at this point (honestly only complete losers at this stage would want to be around the known criminal activity of the unprofessional LA porn industry and the gross sexually transmitted diseases that plague that group of self serving jerks).

Maybe if the true Los Angeles porn professionals would think from a healthy, logical and SANE frame of mind and come to terms with the fact that the ONLY way mainstream society will look at them as a viable industry (and not like modern day LEPERS is by utilizing and depicting safe sex practices (which means using condoms and voting YES to Measure B) they’d have a chance – but something tells me the majority are far to busy smoking weed,  shooting up and riding their motorcycles due to their untreated Peter Pan syndrome to do that…(which is exactly what Manwin has been counting on – lolololololololol).

Time to grow up Porn Valley…you’ve been left behind and now – cast aside (kind of like how you were in highschool by your peers).

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Seth MacFarlane Rejects Every Boy’s Ultimate Fantasy, Says ‘No’ To Porn Stars In Vegas!

It’s official!

It wasn’t his breakout feature Ted! Or his roughly 437 combined seasons of Family Guy and its spin-offs! It wasn’t an Oscars or SNLhosting gig bumping him up into the top tier of celebrity-dom!

And it wasn’t even his unimaginable ability to bag Emilia Clarke!

Do you know how we know Seth MacFarlane is officially a huge friggin’ star???

The Porn Powers That Be begged him to host the AVN awards… and he summarily declined!

Being too big to play The Viper Room is one thing — it happens, everyone outgrows their first pair of britches — but too cool for theAdult Video News Awards in Sin City?!?

Whaaaat?

The AVNs are similar to the Oscars [they wish] but, instead of rewarding people forboring stuff like writing or acting, real skills like masturbation and faking orgasms are celebrated! LOLz!!

What else is clogging your schedule, funny guy?

We can’t imagine what anyone with functioning genitalia and access to STD-killing antibiotics would rather do than hand out awards to porn stars for Best Blowjob or Top Transexual Sex Scene?!

The 2013 AVNs will instead be hosted by porn stars Jesse Jane andAsa Akira on January 19 at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas.

 

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