(I know of the PERFECT person to play Wolverine – he’s worked in porn for years, but never in front of the camera…)
Director Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment have announced open auditions for two new superhero parodies: “X-Men XXX: A Porn Parody” and “Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody.”
Auditions will be held at the Vivid offices at 3599 Cahuenga Blvd. West. Interested actors should contact producer Shylar Cobi at firstname.lastname@example.org.
“Putting a sexy spin on characters such as Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Phoenix and Colossus, will be a fun challenge” Braun said. “These are two huge projects, and we need actors who are really willing to give their best.”
“Wolverine XXX: A Porn Parody” will spoof the most popular X-Men character to emerge from the group, second in popularity only to Batman.
“I’m staying true to the comics” said Braun, a self-professed comic book geek. “When the first X-Men movie came out I kept waiting for Logan to put on the yellow-blue costume, and as a fan I was utterly disappointed that it never happened. My parody will definitely rectify that.”
Auditions are for all main roles, including Apocalypse, Minster Sinister, Lady Deathstrike, Emma Frost, Deadpool and of course Magneto.